Couldn’t resist

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the engineer husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon while shopping the wife decided to send her husband a romantic
text message and she wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”

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