Punditry

My two staff members were complaining about my puns. I told them it was punishment. I got dirty looks then. They don’t seem to like it when I am being punctilious. I guess I need to work on becoming the pundit of punnery. Maybe I need to punch-up what I am saying or writing. I also need to be careful with my punctuation. If I am not careful I could end up like the Carthaginians in the Punic Wars. Maybe I better punt and start all over again. I don’t want anyone going after me for punitive damages.

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